Everything I Learned, From my Chihuahua

I found this on the Internet, and reminded me of my Chihuahua and myself...
Seriously, If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.

If at first you don't succeed, just beg.

Don't go out without I.D.

Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel- pee on their shoes.

Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

Always give people a friendly greeting.

When you do something wrong, always take responsibility for it (as soon as you're dragged out from under the bed).

If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for car rides.
~Written By: Unknown~