Thursday, April 17, 2014

The Chihuahua Ownership Quiz

This quiz is from the 1999 Special Edition, Volume 8 Dog Fancy Magazine and an article written by Eve Adamson

1. Dogs have legs for the purpose of

A. Running beside you as you jog
B. Taking long walks in the park
C. Balancing more comfortably on your shoulder

2. A dog's favorite place in the house should be

A. Out in the yard
B. Lying at your feet
C. Under the bedcovers

3. A dog's place in the family should be

A. Devoted protector
B. Subservient friend
C. Lord and master of all

4. Dogs require

A. Food, Water and an occasional pat on the head
B. Lots of exercise and lots of training
C. Full body contact 24 hours a day

5. A dog should bark

A. Only for a good reason like an approaching threat
B. To let you know someone is coming or something is happening outside
C. Just to hear the sound of its own voice

6. Smart Dogs

A. Know when to be dominant and know when to back down
B. Obey their masters
C. Know that size is incidental to power, glory and the ability to intimidate a Great Dane

7. Dogs see humans as

A. Leaders of the pack
B. Friends and companions
C. Modes of transportation and petting machines

8. If you live in an apartment, you

A. Shouldn't have a dog
B. Should only have a dog if you are willing to walk it twice each day
C. Should find a dog proportional to your square footage

9. Around the house, dog owners must be careful not to

A. Ignore their dogs
B. Forget their dogs
C. Set on their dogs

10. When it comes to children

A. Dogs are a kids best friend
B. Dogs provide a means to teach children responsibility
C. Dogs might allow children to share the same household as long as the children are properly trained.

11. Everyone knows Chihuahuas are

A. Yappy little rats
B. Cute but a lot of trouble
C. Bright, funny, intelligent, animated little pets that give you a whole lotta' dog per pound

12. When it comes to a capacity for love

A. The bigger the dog, the more loving
B. All dogs are devoted to their owners
C. The size of the heart is inversely proportional to the size of the dog

Tally your score

If you answered mostly A's and B's we're sorry to inform you that you may not have what it takes to handle the responsibility of owning a Chihuahua

If you answered mostly C's you know who you are. You fit the profile for the Perfect Chihuahua Owner and if you don't already have one, two or three a Chi for thee. 

This is only a fun lighthearted quiz 

Quiz Dog Fancy Magazine Eve Adamson

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